Sunday 17 February 2013

Caption Time


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  1. "Holy mother of God, the high notes are playing havoc with my tight undies."


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  2. I know I shouldn't. I'm trying to watch my waistline but I'm so damn hungry.

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  3. Just about to introduce one of the biggest stars in Ireland and I've forgotten his name...

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  4. "Jaysus,I think I just followed through!"

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  5. "Sweet Mary, look which big ugly looking eejit just walked in. Did I rub out the pencil marks on each of the gold bottles I took a wee nip fae? ... too late the noo"


    (I can do this all night wee man)

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  6. Before I came on stage tonight I went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!

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  7. "Ladies and gentlemen, I shall start this evenings entertainment off with a gentle canter of words by the bard... To eat horse, or not to eat horse, that is equestrian."

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  8. "It's disgusting this horsemeat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Chef Files at the Burns supper as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a sheeps stomach lining.

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  9. "It turns out that the horses were molested before they were turned into Tesco burgers... The police are asking anyone who knew Jimmy Saddle to come forward."

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  10. Well someone's making up for lost time! :¬)

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  11. So I was backing up when I discovered, THAT's where they left the microphone stand.

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    What do you mean I have to open for (most dreaded Band in your opinion)?!

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  12. Uncle Fester does Vegas?

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